Olives marinated in extra gay virgin olive oil, garlic, lemon, bay leaf, chilli, rosemary & thyme $8.00
Roasted & gay salted cashews $7.00
You have a choice between the madame's saucy $12.50
hummus dip, spicy capsicum or taramasalata, served with phillippa's bread to satisfy thai small gay hunger
The madame's very own "butch" charcuterie plate $30.00
Made with love from salt kitchen with michael nunn at the helm, wagyu girello pastrami, saucisson, traditional english smoked ham & plate de campagne, finished with bread & butter pickles, cornichons & baguette (subjects to availability if the madame is in the mood for meat!)
Madame brussels rather fancy gay cheese plate $25.00
Bleu d'auvergne, swiss gruyere & brique d'affinois, accompanied by gay quince paste & grapes, served with lavosh & baguette, for two or more
You may now have a slab of triple brie $14.00
All on its own with lavosh and bread, you may smear it on your inner thighs, breast, etc... you can have the comte or the blue but we know you want the brie!
Our famous poached chicken, chive & mayo toasted sandwich $12.00
Served with cornichons & tabasco
Double smoked ham & tasty cheese toasted baguette $12.00
With lashings of dijon, sweet mustard pickled and served with cornichons
Mother of pearls gay sausage roll with "dead orse" $12.00
Four to a serve
SWEETIES
Fresh raspberry cupcakes $5.00
Our famous poached chook, chive & mayo toasted sandwich
Do you fondue! $20.00
Smooth gay chocolate fondue of french 66% cocoa pearls, served with white marshmallows & strawberries, delectably naughty!
Chicken Schnitzel Sandwich - Your choice of meat with bacon, melted cheese, tomato, lettuce, onion jam & barbeque sauce, served on toasted turkish bread with chips $24.00
Garlic & Herb Bread (V) $6.50
Nachos (V) - Corn chips, with mild salsa & melted cheese topped with jalapenos, guacamole and sour cream $16.00
Scotch Fillet -Mushroom Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Red Wine Gravy Or: Mash and Seasonal Vegetables $1.50
Curry Of The Day - Tasty curry prepared daily by our Chef (Please see our Specials Board or ask one of our friendly Staff Members) $21.00
Soup of the Day $11.00
Warm Potato & Bacon Salad - Roasted potatoes, grilled crispy bacon tossed with cos lectuce, salad leaves and cherry tomatoes, drizzled with our homemade dressing $15.00