Olives marinated in extra gay virgin olive oil, garlic, lemon, bay leaf, chilli, rosemary & thyme $8.00
Roasted & gay salted cashews $7.00
You have a choice between the madame's saucy $12.50
hummus dip, spicy capsicum or taramasalata, served with phillippa's bread to satisfy thai small gay hunger
The madame's very own "butch" charcuterie plate $30.00
Made with love from salt kitchen with michael nunn at the helm, wagyu girello pastrami, saucisson, traditional english smoked ham & plate de campagne, finished with bread & butter pickles, cornichons & baguette (subjects to availability if the madame is in the mood for meat!)
Madame brussels rather fancy gay cheese plate $25.00
Bleu d'auvergne, swiss gruyere & brique d'affinois, accompanied by gay quince paste & grapes, served with lavosh & baguette, for two or more
You may now have a slab of triple brie $14.00
All on its own with lavosh and bread, you may smear it on your inner thighs, breast, etc... you can have the comte or the blue but we know you want the brie!
Our famous poached chicken, chive & mayo toasted sandwich $12.00
Served with cornichons & tabasco
Double smoked ham & tasty cheese toasted baguette $12.00
With lashings of dijon, sweet mustard pickled and served with cornichons
Mother of pearls gay sausage roll with "dead orse" $12.00
Four to a serve
SWEETIES
Fresh raspberry cupcakes $5.00
Our famous poached chook, chive & mayo toasted sandwich
Do you fondue! $20.00
Smooth gay chocolate fondue of french 66% cocoa pearls, served with white marshmallows & strawberries, delectably naughty!
Caramelized Onions, Mild Shredded Cheese, Mexican Jalapenos, Chilli Mayo and a dollop of Tex Max Tomato Relish with Chive Sprinkles
DODGER
with Cheese & Onion. Born to be Together Forever! Caramelized Onions with Melted Cheese, slathered with Tomato Ketchup and Yellow Ballpark Mustard
1/2 DOZEN GLAZED 13.95
ALMIGHTY CHEESUS
4 Cheese HOT DOG! A taste of Heaven for Cheese Lovers! Melted Cheese, Parmesan, Tasty Cheddar, and Mozzarella. Smothered in Onions, Pickles, Tomato Sauce, Crispy Shallots and Chive Sprinkles
All Day Big Breakfast - bacon, eggs, blistered cherry tomato, mushrooms, tomato relish and sourdough toastserved with a complimentry tea, coffee, or orange juice $18.90
Byron - swiss cheese with garlic mushrooms, sage and onion marmalade andpesto on your choice of bread $12.90
New York Club - turkey, bacon, fried egg, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise on your choice of toasted bread $13.90
Eggs Benedict - atop lightly toasted sourdough - Paris two poached eggs with garlic mushrooms, spinach & hollandaise sauce add $14.00
kids patty cake, teddy bear biscuit,ribbon ham sandwich and akids shake or babychinoserves one child $10.50
Freshly Baked Waffles - with caramelised banana or mixed berries add $1.00