Olives marinated in extra gay virgin olive oil, garlic, lemon, bay leaf, chilli, rosemary & thyme $8.00
Roasted & gay salted cashews $7.00
You have a choice between the madame's saucy $12.50
hummus dip, spicy capsicum or taramasalata, served with phillippa's bread to satisfy thai small gay hunger
The madame's very own "butch" charcuterie plate $30.00
Made with love from salt kitchen with michael nunn at the helm, wagyu girello pastrami, saucisson, traditional english smoked ham & plate de campagne, finished with bread & butter pickles, cornichons & baguette (subjects to availability if the madame is in the mood for meat!)
Madame brussels rather fancy gay cheese plate $25.00
Bleu d'auvergne, swiss gruyere & brique d'affinois, accompanied by gay quince paste & grapes, served with lavosh & baguette, for two or more
You may now have a slab of triple brie $14.00
All on its own with lavosh and bread, you may smear it on your inner thighs, breast, etc... you can have the comte or the blue but we know you want the brie!
Our famous poached chicken, chive & mayo toasted sandwich $12.00
Served with cornichons & tabasco
Double smoked ham & tasty cheese toasted baguette $12.00
With lashings of dijon, sweet mustard pickled and served with cornichons
Mother of pearls gay sausage roll with "dead orse" $12.00
Four to a serve
SWEETIES
Fresh raspberry cupcakes $5.00
Our famous poached chook, chive & mayo toasted sandwich
Do you fondue! $20.00
Smooth gay chocolate fondue of french 66% cocoa pearls, served with white marshmallows & strawberries, delectably naughty!
Charcuterie-Platte - 5 different types of meat served in a European style with freshly baked bread, sauerkraut, pickles & virgin Australian olive oil $17.00
Seasoned Pomme Frites - Fries with home-made ''Maschinegewehr Sauce'' $7.00
Schnitzelburger - Deep fried schnitzel served in a bun with tasty cheese, sauerkraut & ''Maschinengewehr Sauce'' $8.50
Charcuterie-Platte & Kaseplatte + a Bottle of Wine of Your Choice Bottle Price + $10.00
Snack Bowl - A bowl of mixed nuts or gummi bears $5.00
Kaseplatte - Ash goat cheese, walnut cheese, parmesan cheese, gruyere & blue saint agur, served with crackers, bread, virgin olive oil, fig jam & dates $17.00
Charcuterie-Platte & Kaseplatte $29.00
Curryworst - A twist on the Berlin style sausage with saurkraut, mayonnaise & tomato sauce $8.50
Is made from 100% unpasteurized ewe's milk and aged in the natural Combalou caves of Roquefort-sur-Soulzon. It is well known for its consistently moist ivory texture interspersed with striking steely blue moulds.
Please note that all dishes may contain traces of nuts, eggs, dairy & crustacean, refer to our friendly staff for dietary requirements, menu subject to change without notice
-3x Beef shui jiao
Beef, onion & coriander dumplings
Favourites basket $27.00
Pork xiao long bao x3, vegan shui jiao x3, chicken & prawn shui jiao x3, pork & prawn siu mai x3
Freshly made daily A single portion suitable takeout or home-packed meal. We offer a vegetarian box as a healthy option. It is also a most popular laptop meal. N/A