Balderdash in Port Melbourne Menu

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Toast $6.00
Gluten free $1.00
Fruit toast $7.50
Croissant $5.50
Toasties $7.00
- Ham/cheese/tomato
Brioche egg + bacon $7.50
- Relish & spinach
Salmon deluxe $8.50
- Croissant, smoked salmon, sponach, scramble eggs, cream cheese
Bircher (V) $13.50
- Chia seeds, cranberry, hazelnut, pear, apple, granola
Hot cakes $14.00
- Mixed berry, berry dust, nuts, ice cream
Smash paes (V) $15.00
- Meridiths goats cheese, beetroot, 2 poached eggs
Fiel mushrooms (V) $16.50
- Truffled hollandaise, assorted mushrooms, pecorino, poached egg
Sauteed greens (V) $17.00
- Mixed green, goats cheese, 2 poached eggs, roasted hazelnuts
Chilli scramble $16.00
- Chilli bean paste, salmon, multi-grain
Smashed avo (V) $16.00
- Multi-frain, two poached eggs
Batata harra $15.50
- Russet potatoes, crispy bacon, two fried eggs, roasted capsicum, onion, garlic, chilli, parsley, sumac & wedge of lime
Corn fritters (V, GF) $16.00
- Avocado, relish, feta & poached egg
Benedict $19.00
- Pulled pork, poached eggs, hollandaise chorizo crumb
Omelette $16.00
- Ask our lovely staff whats available
Eggs yoour way
- Scramble, poached or fried on muti-grain, sour dough or gluten free (+1)

Crispy skin salmon $6.00
Smoked salmon/Chorizo/Avocado $5.50
Bacon/mushrooms/halloumi/beans $4.50
Spinach/tomato $4.00

BLT $12.50
-Add chicken $15.50
Rueben sandiwch $15.00
- Corned beef, smokey mayo, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, pickles
Super salad $17.00
- Pumpkin, cramberries, walnuts, sunflowers seeds broad beans, beetroot, rocket goats cheese
Crispy salmon $18.00
- Sauteed seasonal greens, creamed tahini, cherry tomatoes, walnut
BBQ chicken burger $17.50
- Cucumber, relish, capsicum relish
Chicken sanga $10.00
- Advocado, slaw, apicy mayo
Veggie burger $17.00
- Advocado, relish, rocket, mayo

Eggs on toast $6.00
- Poached, fried, scrambled
Flipping pancakes $7.00
- Banana & maple
Bread soldiers and dippy egg $6.00
Ham & cheese toastie $7.00
Bacon and egg roll $8.00

Nearby Sample Menus

Wild barramundi $9.80
Cheese $0.80
Fish $10.50
- grilled fish fillet lettuce tomato onion tartare sauce
Chicken $10.50
- fried Japanese crumbed chicken breast lettuce cheese tomato chipotle BBQ mayo
Tomato $0.80
Beetroot $0.80
Blue cireander $6.80
Seafood Stick $1.80

Porterhouse / Strong 25.50 - 33.00
Spicy Fried Prawns (6) 16.90
- Served on bean shoot, carrot and sesame seed salad
Crispy Salmon 27.90
- Char grilled and served with Fattoush salad
Vegetarian Breakfast 15.90
- Eggs any‏ style with tomato, hash brown, spinach, mushroom and hummus on sourdough
Cakes 8.90
- Served with cream or ice cream (see display fridge)
Seafood Chowder 14.00
- Served with crusty bread
Pumpkin Risotto 23.90
- With asparagus, goats cheese and chives
Hollyhock Big Breakfast (Strictly No Alterations) 23.50
- Eggs any style served with bacon, mushrooms, hash brown, sausage, spinach and tomato

-spinach/ sauteed kale / basil tomatoes / mushrooms $4.00
Zucchini pea & mint fritters(v) $18.00
- With meredith goat feta, corn salsa and lemon creme fraiche
Smashed avo (v) $17.00
- On sourdough with quinoa, sweet corn, pomegranate, meredith's goat feta, lemon & herbs, topped with a poached egg
The schnitzel $17.00
- Crispy chicken on multigrain with smashed avo, house made tomato relish and a rocket and parmesan side salad
Quinoa salad (gf) (v) $16.00
- With beetroot, rocket, spanish onion, pumpkin, blanched green beans, meredith goats feta and lemon vinaigrette
-Add poached chicken $5.00
Noisette toast(v) $6.50
- Sourdough,multigrain, all seed bagel, gluten free or fruit toast with jam lady jam, vegemite or honey
Porridge (gf) (v) $11.50
- Rolled oats, vanilla poached pear, almond milk, fresh strawberries, maple, coconut and toasted almonds

Mixed leaf salad with honey mustard dressing $8.50
Veal Sweetbreads - Veal Sweetbreads with San Daniele prosciutto, sage, sprout leaves, grapes & white wine shallot jus $21.00
Pavlova & Plum - Pavlova with fresh plum, plum compote, Chantilly cream, plum & coconut sorbet $16.50
La luna goats cheese & zucchini flower omelette $15.00
Cropwell Bishop Stilton - Prime summer pasture milk is used to produce England's only name-protected blue cheese (50g) $12.00
Soft shell crab steam bun, wombok salad, chilli mayo $12.00
Valrhona 'Manjari' dark chocolate & raspberry tart - Valrhona dark chocolate ganache tart with fresh raspberries & cream $16.50
Tagliatelle with W.A. lobster, asparagus & shellfish jus - House made tagliatelle with lobster meat, asparagus and a roasted shellfish sauce $35.00

Kilpatrick - bacon & Worcestershire sauce $3.5 each
Spinach, Bacon & Pinenut Salad $9
Linguini of Fresh Seafood - tossed with olive oil, garlic, chilli (optional) and soft herbs $28
400g Cape Grim prime porteerhouse - cooked to your liking, glazed with red wine jus, served with green beans & potato gallette $39
Oyster Shooters - Bloody Mary $6 each
Whole Roasted Moreton Bay Bugs - choice of chilli, garlic, Herb butter, spring onion and ginger $54
Affogato - Short black, icecream and your choice of liqueur $13
Barramundi Spring Rolls (2) $11

Gluten Free Bread $1.00
Chicken Pea Salad with Chorizo $13.00
- Warm chorizo with chickpeas, capsicum and herb
Avocado $4.00
Bacon, Chorizo $4.50
Chicken Tandoori Salad $15.00
- Warm chicken tandoori served with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and capsicum
Bacon and Eggs Sandwich $11.00
Poached Free Range Eggs $18.00
- Served on English muffin and hollandaise sauce with your choice of ham (Benedict) or Spinach (Florentine) $14.00 or Spinach and smoked salmon (Atlantic)
Toasts with butter/jam/vegemite $6.00 / $7.00
- Sourdough / Fruit toasts

REG 14.95
REG 14.95
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TERIYAKI CHICKEN
- Chicken and fresh veggies, tossed in a perfect balance of Japanese soy and ginger.
SML 9.95
39.95
KWAY TEOW
- Flat rice noodles shrimp, egg, bean shoots and spring onions tossed in a rich dark soy sauce.
SINGAPORE NOODLES
- Thin rice noodles with shrimp, egg and fresh veggies, in our fragrant curry flavoured sauce.

-Pasta w/ shredded cheese
EVERY NIGHT FROM 8pm - 11pm
TUESDAY $13.00
- Parma Feast! Choose from Schnitzel, Traditional, Greek, Chilli, Meatlovers & Hawaiian.
-Mushroom, spinach, feta risotto (add chicken $4) $20.00
-FREE BAR SNACKS
-Firedog burger (spicy) w/ chips $16.00
-Chicken avocado burger w/ chips $16.00
Steaks — Black Angus

Spaghetti Bolognese $18 / $25
Truffle Potato Puree $9
Chili Spanner Crab Spaghetti, confit of tomato, garlic & olive oil $32
Panzanella salad, baby spinach, tomato, olives, Spanish onion, ciabatta $12
Pan fried potato gnocchi, roasted pumpkin, walnuts, dolce blue, spinach $30
Rocket, Reggiano, extra virgin olive oil, balsamic $7
220gm Wagu Flat Iron Fillet 7+ MB, horseradish cream, red wine jus, potato, beetroot, watercress $36
Sardinian style braised goat leg, wild olives, fennel, lemon, chili, marjoram, polenta dumplings $32

-Focaccia tomato, cheese, homemade $7.00
3 scoop only un cup $8.50
-Homemaade sausage rollos $5.00
Milk base
1 scoop $4.50
-Pies chumky beef $5.00
- Pasties vegetarian
-Salted caramel
-Pistacchio

Meat Trays
Small $9.00
Plain $4.50
Large $16.00
Chicken & Chips $17.00
- Salad, chips, pita, rice, garlic sauce
Lamb Meal $17.00
- Salad, chips, pita, rice, garlic sauce
Baklava Ea $2.00
Medium $38.00

Vanilla Pannacotta $15.00
- w/ honey quince, oat crumble, vanilla yogurt try with Three Bridges Botrytis Semillon
Cured Meat & Pickles 28.00
- salumi, jamun serrano, pickled vegetables, olives, chulpis, sourdough
Chicken Liver Pate 12.00
- w/ onion jam,charred sourdough
Roast Celeriac 12.00
- pan-roasted celeriac w/ spicy apple glaze, crispy Jerusalem artichokes, ricotta
Baked Charlston Brie 18.00
- w/ sourdough & sweet onion jam
Albondigas 14.00
- spiced pork meatballs, tomato sugo, coriander yogurt
Vegetable Garden $30.00
- brussel sprouts, cauliflower, parsnip, Jerusalem artichokes & caramelised shallots in a bed of pulses w/ leche verde, chilli jam & whey gel
Tequila & Lime Mussels $22.00
- Steamed w/ coriander & garlic, served w/ charred sourdough

Bowl chips $5.00
Angus beef burger & pot chips $11.00
Nachos $6.50
Bowl wedges with sour cream $6.50
Schnitzel & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad
Parma & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad
Fish & chips & pot $11.00
Schnitzel burger & pot chips $11.00

Love makes the world go, round and our stir fry´s will make your head spin with their variety & freshness. Quality ingredients and unique flavours. This will be an affair that will last
-Veg $11.00
-Fish $16.50
Panang curry with potatoes & peanut flavour
-Prawns $16.50
Green curry with chicken & rice
Flat rice noodles & vegetables with secret sauce
Prawn crackers/cassava crackers $2.00

Pineapple Fritter N/A
Salt & Pepper Squid (6 pieces) N/A
Steamed Rice N/A
Battered Hot Dog N/A
D’lish Duet - 2 Blue Grenadier, 2 Prawn Cutlets, 2 Dim Sims, 2 Potato Cakes and Minimum Chips. N/A
Minimum Chips N/A
Veggie Dim Sim N/A
Chicken Nugget N/A