Balderdash in Port Melbourne Menu

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Toast $6.00
Gluten free $1.00
Fruit toast $7.50
Croissant $5.50
Toasties $7.00
- Ham/cheese/tomato
Brioche egg + bacon $7.50
- Relish & spinach
Salmon deluxe $8.50
- Croissant, smoked salmon, sponach, scramble eggs, cream cheese
Bircher (V) $13.50
- Chia seeds, cranberry, hazelnut, pear, apple, granola
Hot cakes $14.00
- Mixed berry, berry dust, nuts, ice cream
Smash paes (V) $15.00
- Meridiths goats cheese, beetroot, 2 poached eggs
Fiel mushrooms (V) $16.50
- Truffled hollandaise, assorted mushrooms, pecorino, poached egg
Sauteed greens (V) $17.00
- Mixed green, goats cheese, 2 poached eggs, roasted hazelnuts
Chilli scramble $16.00
- Chilli bean paste, salmon, multi-grain
Smashed avo (V) $16.00
- Multi-frain, two poached eggs
Batata harra $15.50
- Russet potatoes, crispy bacon, two fried eggs, roasted capsicum, onion, garlic, chilli, parsley, sumac & wedge of lime
Corn fritters (V, GF) $16.00
- Avocado, relish, feta & poached egg
Benedict $19.00
- Pulled pork, poached eggs, hollandaise chorizo crumb
Omelette $16.00
- Ask our lovely staff whats available
Eggs yoour way
- Scramble, poached or fried on muti-grain, sour dough or gluten free (+1)

Crispy skin salmon $6.00
Smoked salmon/Chorizo/Avocado $5.50
Bacon/mushrooms/halloumi/beans $4.50
Spinach/tomato $4.00

BLT $12.50
-Add chicken $15.50
Rueben sandiwch $15.00
- Corned beef, smokey mayo, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, pickles
Super salad $17.00
- Pumpkin, cramberries, walnuts, sunflowers seeds broad beans, beetroot, rocket goats cheese
Crispy salmon $18.00
- Sauteed seasonal greens, creamed tahini, cherry tomatoes, walnut
BBQ chicken burger $17.50
- Cucumber, relish, capsicum relish
Chicken sanga $10.00
- Advocado, slaw, apicy mayo
Veggie burger $17.00
- Advocado, relish, rocket, mayo

Eggs on toast $6.00
- Poached, fried, scrambled
Flipping pancakes $7.00
- Banana & maple
Bread soldiers and dippy egg $6.00
Ham & cheese toastie $7.00
Bacon and egg roll $8.00

Nearby Sample Menus

Egg $0.80
Grilled Fish $10.00
Plain $6.00
- beef lettuce sauce
Family $42.00
- 4 flake, 4 potato cakes, 4 dim sims, 4 calamari, large chips, lemon and tartare sauce
House Salad $5.50
Spring Roll $2.90
Chicken nuggets $0.80
Blue cireander $6.80

Crispy Salmon 27.90
- Char grilled and served with Fattoush salad
Turkish Bread Or Garlic Bread 6.90
Minute Steak 17.50
- Char grilled with porcini salt, caramelized onions, tasty cheese, tomato and rocket
Chicken Kiev Hollyhock 27.90
- Style with warm potato salad and garlic butter sauce (stuffing – sun dried tomato, 3 cheese and bread crumbs) (meal takes 20min to prepare)
Chocolate Fudge Pancakes 15.90
- Served with warm chocolate fudge and chopped macadamia nuts
Creamy Mash 6.90
Fish and Chips 10.50
Spicy Calamari On a Rocket Salad 27.00
- With tomato, cucumber, red onion topped with an avocado and lime dressing

Quinoa salad (gf) (v) $16.00
- With beetroot, rocket, spanish onion, pumpkin, blanched green beans, meredith goats feta and lemon vinaigrette
Moroccan cauliflower salad (gf) (v) $16.00
- Roasted cauliflower with moroccan spices, toasted nuts, pomegranate and spinach
-Add a poached egg $3.00
Sister's omelette (gf) $16.50
- Made how you like it ! Choose from vintage cheddar, bacon, caramelised onion, thyme mushrooms, spinach, slow roasted tomatoes
Porridge (gf) (v) $11.50
- Rolled oats, vanilla poached pear, almond milk, fresh strawberries, maple, coconut and toasted almonds
Smashed avo (v) $17.00
- On sourdough with quinoa, sweet corn, pomegranate, meredith's goat feta, lemon & herbs, topped with a poached egg
The schnitzel $17.00
- Crispy chicken on multigrain with smashed avo, house made tomato relish and a rocket and parmesan side salad
Breakfast bruschetta $17.50
- Smoky bacon, avocado, two poached eggs and lemon basil salsa

Tempura King George whiting - Tempura nori dusted whiting, pickled daikon, shallot & prawn salad, bonito mayo $38.00
250g Wagyu Porterhouse - 250g Stockyards wagyu porterhouse steak (ms 6-7) $52.00
Autumn Mushrooms - Pine Mushrooms cooked in Kombu Butter with Chestnuts, soused radicchio & goats curd $19.00
The Graham house made sorbet & ice-cream selection $3.50/scoop
Cone Bay barramundi - Pan-fried fillet of Barramundi, smoked potato brandade, grilled baby gem lettuce, tomato & tarragon dressing $40.00
Sorbets - Pear & goats milk, Dark chocolate, Plum & Coconut n/a
La luna goats cheese & zucchini flower omelette $15.00
Roast lamb rump - Roast lamb rump, parsley puree, chinese broccoli, roast garlic sauce $37.00

Whole Roasted Scampi with garlic & herb butter $24
King Prawn Spring Onion Rolls (3) $15
Lobster & Prawn Cocktail $28
Rubira’s Original Chilli Tiger Prawns (3) $27
½ shell Steamed Hervey Bay (QLD) Scallops (4) $18
Prawn & Pork Dumplings (6) $15
Green beans tossed in Persian fetta and toasted flaked almonds $9
Moreton Bay Bug Tails in a crispy cornflour batter $27

Gluten Free Bread $1.00
Avocado $4.00
Spinach, Mushroom,Tomato, Hash Brown, Baked Beans $3.50
Brioche French Toasts $16.00
- With bacon caramelized banana and maple syrup
Chicken Pea Salad with Chorizo $13.00
- Warm chorizo with chickpeas, capsicum and herb
Chapel Café Muesli $12.00
- Served with yoghurt, fresh fruit and honey
Chicken Tandoori Salad $15.00
- Warm chicken tandoori served with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and capsicum
Poached Free Range Eggs $18.00
- Served on English muffin and hollandaise sauce with your choice of ham (Benedict) or Spinach (Florentine) $14.00 or Spinach and smoked salmon (Atlantic)

-Aussie steak sandwich w/ chips $15.00
3 Courses for $45.00
-Grilled chicken salad w/ avo, feta, mix lettuce $19.00
-Chicken wrap w/ chips $14.00
-Rump 300g $25.00
-KENO
-Roasted Duck leg with a pumpkin caponata, polenta chips topped with an orange glaze
-Slow roasted pork belly w/ greens, mash & gravy $25.00

All cheese platters served with house-made Quince paste, Lavosh, walnuts and dried fruit.
Garlic $2.00
Cevapcici 4 per serve $17.50
- Grilled skinless sausages made from premium Cape Grim Eye fillet served with diced onion and olive tapenade
Tasmanian Cape Grim Beef - Pasture Fed - MB2+
Chilli Mussels $20.00
- in a spicy tomato broth served with garlic bread
Grilled Flounder $39.00
- Whole New Zealand flounder served with chunky chips
Tiger Prawns $20.00
- Grilled in a garlic and preserved lemon butter served with a fennel and feta salad
Bearnaise $4.00

-Bacio-hazelnut
-BLT $8.00
- Bacon, lettuce, tomato
-Chocolate
-Strawberry
-Toasted sanwich $6.00
-Vanilla
-Pistacchio
2 scoop $6.50

BBQ Quails, pistachio currant crumbs, white eggplant, spiced tomato, semolina gnocchi galette $32
Broccoli with garlic and almond butter $12
Seared W.A. Sardine fillets, boudin chicken sausage, pomegranate, orange $18
Slow roasted Lamb shoulder, white bean puree, mushroom, watercress, artichoke chips, fromage blanc $32
Chili Spanner Crab Spaghetti, confit of tomato, garlic & olive oil $32
Bruschetta, creamed Tuscan Kale, garlic & proscuitto $16
220gm Wagu Flat Iron Fillet 7+ MB, horseradish cream, red wine jus, potato, beetroot, watercress $36
Confit duck arancini, centered buffalo mozzarella, spiced orange aioli, watercress $18

Cheese Selection 10.00 pp
Smoked Confit Ocean Trout $34.00
- w/ rocoto aioli, potato, broccoli, dried olives, spicy fennel powder
Morcilla 5.00 pp
Buttermilk $10.00
- w/ soured currants, green apple
Dessert Selection 10.00 pp
Baked Cheese
Buttermilk Slaw
Espuma Chocolate $14.00
- aerated chocolate pudding, sweet orange, vanilla Cream, hazelnuts & toasted sesame seed try with NV Barbadillo 'La Cilia' Pedro Ximenez

Bowl wedges with sour cream $6.50
Bowl chips $5.00
Fish & chips & pot $11.00
Angus beef burger & pot chips $11.00
Parma & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad
Schnitzel burger & pot chips $11.00
Schnitzel & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad
Nachos $6.50

Steamed jasmine rice
-Prawns $16.50
-Small $3.20
Vietnamese chicken salad $8.00
-Beef $13.50
-Chicken $13.50
Curry puff $3.00
- Meat or veg
-Fish $16.50

Fish and chips $9.90
- Batterd zalke chips and salad
Available till 11am
Saber burger $9.90
- 230gr beef patic bacon, avocado, lettuce, mayo tomato relish and cheese
-Tomato / Mushroom / spinach $2.00
Chicken schnitzel parmigiano and chips $9.90
Egg florentine $12.50
- Poached eggs on english muffin with spinach and hollandaise sauce
Saber omelette $12.50
- Ham, cheese and tomato omelette on toast
Egg on toast $9.50
- Any style

Salads (Made Fresh Daily) SmalL / Large N/A
Blue Grenadier N/A
Brat Pack - 2 Fish Bites, 2 Calamari Rings, 2 Dim Sims, 2 Potato Cakes, Minimum Chips and a Tub of Tomato Sauce. N/A
Deluxe Fishermans Basket - 4 Blue Grenadier, 4 Prawn Cutlets, 4 Calamari Rings, 4 Potato Cakes, ½ Kilo Chips and a Tub of Tartare Sauce. N/A
Veggie Dim Sim N/A
Banana Fritter N/A
Salmon Pack - 1 Grilled Salmon, 2 Calamari Rings and Minimum Chips. N/A
V4 Vegetarian N/A