Balderdash in Port Melbourne Menu

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Toast $6.00
Gluten free $1.00
Fruit toast $7.50
Croissant $5.50
Toasties $7.00
- Ham/cheese/tomato
Brioche egg + bacon $7.50
- Relish & spinach
Salmon deluxe $8.50
- Croissant, smoked salmon, sponach, scramble eggs, cream cheese
Bircher (V) $13.50
- Chia seeds, cranberry, hazelnut, pear, apple, granola
Hot cakes $14.00
- Mixed berry, berry dust, nuts, ice cream
Smash paes (V) $15.00
- Meridiths goats cheese, beetroot, 2 poached eggs
Fiel mushrooms (V) $16.50
- Truffled hollandaise, assorted mushrooms, pecorino, poached egg
Sauteed greens (V) $17.00
- Mixed green, goats cheese, 2 poached eggs, roasted hazelnuts
Chilli scramble $16.00
- Chilli bean paste, salmon, multi-grain
Smashed avo (V) $16.00
- Multi-frain, two poached eggs
Batata harra $15.50
- Russet potatoes, crispy bacon, two fried eggs, roasted capsicum, onion, garlic, chilli, parsley, sumac & wedge of lime
Corn fritters (V, GF) $16.00
- Avocado, relish, feta & poached egg
Benedict $19.00
- Pulled pork, poached eggs, hollandaise chorizo crumb
Omelette $16.00
- Ask our lovely staff whats available
Eggs yoour way
- Scramble, poached or fried on muti-grain, sour dough or gluten free (+1)

Crispy skin salmon $6.00
Smoked salmon/Chorizo/Avocado $5.50
Bacon/mushrooms/halloumi/beans $4.50
Spinach/tomato $4.00

BLT $12.50
-Add chicken $15.50
Rueben sandiwch $15.00
- Corned beef, smokey mayo, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, pickles
Super salad $17.00
- Pumpkin, cramberries, walnuts, sunflowers seeds broad beans, beetroot, rocket goats cheese
Crispy salmon $18.00
- Sauteed seasonal greens, creamed tahini, cherry tomatoes, walnut
BBQ chicken burger $17.50
- Cucumber, relish, capsicum relish
Chicken sanga $10.00
- Advocado, slaw, apicy mayo
Veggie burger $17.00
- Advocado, relish, rocket, mayo

Eggs on toast $6.00
- Poached, fried, scrambled
Flipping pancakes $7.00
- Banana & maple
Bread soldiers and dippy egg $6.00
Ham & cheese toastie $7.00
Bacon and egg roll $8.00

Nearby Sample Menus

Lot $9.80
- beef egg bacon cheese lettuce, tomato onion sauce
Old Salt Box $11.50
- 1 flake chips 2 calamari, lemon and tartare sauce
Grilled Fish $10.00
Scallop $2.20
Old Salt $12.80
- double beef double cheese egg bacon lettuce tomato onion pineapple sauce
Corn Jack $2.90
Family $42.00
- 4 flake, 4 potato cakes, 4 dim sims, 4 calamari, large chips, lemon and tartare sauce
Seafood Stick $1.80

Mediterranean Breakfast 17.90
- Scrambled eggs, sun dried tomatoes, spinach, feta served on sourdough
Chicken Salad 24.90
- With mixed salad, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, onions and finished with a balsamic dressing
Eye Fillet 34.00 - 45.00
Sauces 3.50
- Mushroom, Red wine Jus, Pepper
Porterhouse / Strong 25.50 - 33.00
Vegetarian Lasagne 22.90
- Served with garden salad
Fat Chips with Aioli 8.90
Eggs Florentine 15.90
- 2 Poached eggs and spinach on toasted English muffins topped with hollandaise sauce

-Add bacon $5.00
Noisette toast(v) $6.50
- Sourdough,multigrain, all seed bagel, gluten free or fruit toast with jam lady jam, vegemite or honey
-Add a poached egg $3.00
-spinach/ sauteed kale / basil tomatoes / mushrooms $4.00
Your eggs $9.50
- Villa verde free range eggs poached or scrambled atop sourdough toast
-Add hansa bacon /smoked salmon /avocado /leg ham $5.00
Dukkah eggs (v) $17.00
- Two poached eggs on sourdough toast with smashed avocado, wilted spinach, house made dukkah, meredith's goat feta
Zucchini pea & mint fritters(v) $18.00
- With meredith goat feta, corn salsa and lemon creme fraiche

Pavlova & Plum - Pavlova with fresh plum, plum compote, Chantilly cream, plum & coconut sorbet $16.50
Aromatic mud crab broth - Aromatic crab broth, picked mud crab, flounder, scallop & mussel boudin blanc served in a light broth with toasted grains, tomato, zucchini & parsley oil $42.00
Sweet corn & celery heart risotto mascarpone & truffle - Sweet corn & celery heart risotto with mascarpone, truffled pecorino & truffle oil (E/M) $18.00/$28.00
Sorbets - Pear & goats milk, Dark chocolate, Plum & Coconut n/a
Chicken liver pate, madeira jelly with toast $12.00
Baked Pumpkin, macadamia crumble, smoked yogurt $13.00
Mixed leaf salad with honey mustard dressing $8.50
Tempura King George whiting - Tempura nori dusted whiting, pickled daikon, shallot & prawn salad, bonito mayo $38.00

Premium Cheese plate - a selection of 3 cheeses - served with fresh fruit, quince paste, muscatels & lavosh $25 (min 2 people)
Tomato & onion salad with basil and buffalo mozzarella $9
Barramundi Spring Rolls (2) $11
Steamed asparagus $9
Whole Roasted Scampi with garlic & herb butter $24
Affogato - Short black, icecream and your choice of liqueur $13
Garlic Tiger Prawns (3) $27
Intense Chocolate Tart - with icecream & strawberry coulis $13

Avocado $4.00
Please see display counter for variety of N/A
- Pies, sausage rolls, veggie pasties, quiches
Smoked Salmon $6.00
Healthy Breakfast $14.00
- Free range eggs any style with mushroom, spinach, tomato on sourdough toast
Chicken Pea Salad with Chorizo $13.00
- Warm chorizo with chickpeas, capsicum and herb
Tuna Salad $12.00
- Warm tuna and caramelized onion served with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and capsicum
Spinach, Mushroom,Tomato, Hash Brown, Baked Beans $3.50
Bacon and Eggs Sandwich $11.00

GARLIC PRAWNS
- Tender prawns, snow peas, bok choy and shallots tossed in our oyster sauce with a smack of garlic.
BLACKBEAN CHAR BEEF
- Beef, thick egg noodles and fresh veggies tossed in a perfect blend of ground black bean, garlic and ginger.
REG 14.95
Any 3 Regular Noodle or Rice dishes
SPRING ROLLS 3.95
- 2 Pieces
PANKO PRAWNS 5.95
- 3 Pieces
+ 1.25L drink
REG 13.95

Porterhouse 400gm $45.00
Black Garlic and truffle aioli $3.00
Rib Eye 550gm $63.00
King George Whiting $36.50
- Herbed and crumbed fillets with chunky chips and garden salad
Creamy mash $6.00
House Smoked Pork Belly on the Bone $36.00
- Slow cooked then char grilled with capsicum and pine nut caponata, smoked tomato relish and roast garlic mash
Porcini & Truffle $2.00
Calendar Farm House Cheddar
- This is one of the only traditional Cheddars still made in Devon. It is made from selected summer or autumn milk and matured for 18 months. It has distinctive grassy flavors on the cloth with a creamy texture. The ageing process develops an intense lingering full-rounded flavor that is not too acidic, but defiantly has bite.

Broccoli with garlic and almond butter $12
Spaghetti Bolognese $18 / $25
Fish of the day, Cone Bay Barramundi fillet, pea veloute, pan fried gnocchi, shaved fennel & dill $32
Shoe String fries $7
Chicken liver parfait, juniper brandy jelly, toasts, Vincotto grapes $18
Chili Spanner Crab Spaghetti, confit of tomato, garlic & olive oil $32
Truffle Potato Puree $9
Lightly fried calamari, dried oregano, rocket, garlic aioli $16

1 scoop $4.50
-Strawberry
-BLT $8.00
- Bacon, lettuce, tomato
-Homemaade sausage rollos $5.00
-Pistacchio
3 scoop only un cup $8.50
-Focaccia tomato, cheese, homemade $7.00
Milk base

Dolmades 3 for $2.00
Mixed Souvlaki $9.50
- Lettuce, tomato, onion, garlic sauce
Vegetarian Souvlaki $8.00
- Lettuce, tomato,onion, garlic sauce, mushrooms, capsicum
Dips
Rissoles Grill $14.00
- Salad, chips, pita, rice, garlic sauce
Rissole Souvlaki $8.00
- Lettuce, tomato, onion, garlic sauce
Garlic sauce $4.50
Chicken & Chips $17.00
- Salad, chips, pita, rice, garlic sauce

Fish & chips & pot $11.00
Schnitzel burger & pot chips $11.00
Parma & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad
Angus beef burger & pot chips $11.00
Nachos $6.50
Bowl wedges with sour cream $6.50
Bowl chips $5.00
Schnitzel & pot $11.00
- Chips & salad

-Veg $12.00
-Fish $16.50
When it comes to chilli, one person's pleasure can be another one's pain…don't worry, just ask our chef to make it just right for you
-Prawns $16.50
-Prawns $16.50
Love makes the world go, round and our stir fry´s will make your head spin with their variety & freshness. Quality ingredients and unique flavours. This will be an affair that will last
-Beef $13.50
-Prawns $16.50

Steak sandwich $9.90
- Scotch fillet, bacon, tomato, avocado, lettuce mayo and cheese
Chicken burger $9.00
- Breast fillet, lettuce beetroot, mayo and cheese
-Ham, cheese and tomato omelette on toast $12.50
-Mushroom, spinach and feta omelette on toast $12.50
Fish and chips $9.90
- Batterd zalke chips and salad
Garlic and chilli $9.90
- Tiger prawn served on an avocado, beetroot fancy lettuce salad
JD burger $9.90
- JD sauce powred over a beef pattie, lettuce spinach onion and cheese
Available till 11am

Tartare (Gluten free), D’lish Hot Sauce, N/A
Grilled Fish Extra N/A
Veggie Dim Sim N/A
Prawn Cutlet N/A
1 Kilo Box of Chips N/A
Blue Grenadier N/A
Garlic Prawn Pack - 5 Garlic Prawns on a Skewer, 2 Calamari Rings & Minimum Chips N/A
Fish Cake N/A